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Fun with Titles and I Do My Own Contest!

lisayee has a contest on her blog that caused me to spend way too much time amusing myself, while I worked to craft worthy entries.

I'll copy and paste her rules:

1. Think of a title from a book.

2. Change the FIRST LETTER of ONE of the words to make it into a whole new title.

3. Then add a sentence describing the new book.

As an example, here's my winning entry:

1. Book -- OLD YELLER

2. Changed to -- OLD KELLER

3. Sentence -- Deaf, dumb blind girl gets rabies and has to be shot.


Lisa's contest is for children's/middle grade/young adult books.

I wrote three, then went on to molest a bunch of other titles.



Goy Proof
A sci-fi fan and straight-A teenager works hard to avoid Gentile entanglements before realizing that love can be found in many faiths.

Cooking for Alaska
Pudge earns his nickname by preparing hot meals for the free spirited Alaska.

Vittle Women
A timeless classic about the March sisters and Marmee, who insist upon showing up at their neighbors’ homes with victuals.

The Mound of the Baskervilles
The thrilling Sherlock Holmes tale of murder, madness, and baseball.

One Hundred Bears of Solitude
Magical realism in a Latin American town full of reclusive bears.

Mess of the D’urbervilles
Interminable Victorian novel about lust, betrayal, and untidiness.

Done with the Wind
Epic saga of one woman’s loves, losses, and irritation with weather during the Civil War and Reconstruction.

The Kite Punner
A young Afghan boy loves flying kites and making up puns. No one gets hurt or dies, and they all live happily ever after on his contest winnings from writing advertising jingles.

The Jive People You Meet in Heaven
Touching story of one man’s awakening in heaven, and his growing horror at the realization that he must spend all eternity listening to nothing but jazz.


If you come up with some good titles, post them here, and after a few days, I'll choose a winner.

No, there won't be a panel of unbiased judges.

Yes, it will just be me, with my decision based upon whatever whim takes me that day.

But I will send you something.

Hmm. What?

I don't know.

Something fun.

Comments

rusalkatrix
Jan. 8th, 2007 04:58 pm (UTC)
*applauds*

Hee, those are so good! :D When I first read the rules I was like, "what?? How is anyone supposed to do that?" But you rocked this challenge hard. XD You'd better win!!!

Unfortunately, I have no witty titles to contribute. But good luck to everyone else!

P.S. The last one is my favorite. Jive people in heaven . . . heeheehee.
lkmadigan
Jan. 9th, 2007 03:39 am (UTC)
Haha! Thanks.

I can't help chuckling over the jive people, too, even though you're not supposed to laugh at your own jokes.

I'm simple that way.