1) I hate cigarette smoke.*
2) I'm a lightweight drinker. (Count for the weekend: one margarita and about one-tenth of a huuuge pink slushy drink.)
3) I don't "get" the whole gambling thing. I like my money! (Count for the weekend: after half an hour of 3-card poker (where the dealer helps the ignorant newbies, I had won $30 on top of the $40 I started with.)
4) I dislike artifice in almost all forms.
5) Hookers make me sad.
*Note that I said I hate cigarette smoke ... not smokers. Because if I hated smokers, I would have to hate some people I love, and I can't do that.
But I have buried the lead:
My girls and I got to see U2 both nights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will squee obnoxiously about that later.